Holy Shit you guys, I just killed a man.

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Posted by DerekDiggler at c-24-129-121-96.se.client2.attbi.com on November 12, 2002 at 23:15:23:

I need your help really bad. I was driving through McDonalds, and I ordered my food, and I gave them my money, and they told me to park near the window and wait. I was a little creeped out by that, but I did. I had a nasty hankering for a Big Mac. Then this guy, in a McDonalds uniform comes out with some weird bag, and he knocks on my window. I rolled it down, and he started talking and shoving the bag in my face. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked, grabbed my gun, and shot him. He fell to the ground, but I don't think he would have died, except I drove over his body when peeling out of the McDonalds parking lot.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

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Never mind that! How was your Big Mac? nt David St. Hubbins 01:34:40 11/13/02 (0)
That's like a joke I know Deltron 01:11:50 11/13/02 (0)
That sucked ass nt Runshouse21 00:00:23 11/13/02 (0)
...but how was the Big Mac? *NT* Irwin M. Fletcher 23:24:40 11/12/02 (0)
thats not funny at all whynotsmile99 23:23:04 11/12/02 (4)
- shut up fuckshit DerekDiggler 23:27:15 11/12/02 (2)
  - woah woah woah whynotsmile99 23:29:48 11/12/02 (1)
    - as was i. nt DerekDiggler 06:32:32 11/13/02 (0)
- I thought it was funny.. *nt* Gabe S. 23:26:40 11/12/02 (0)
you should write for the Askew Crapper.... *nt* JCEFalconi 23:20:05 11/12/02 (4)
- Wow, F you too.. Steven Kilpatrick (TMS) 00:10:15 11/13/02 (2)
  - you should write for... wait.... you already do * JCEFalconi 00:14:15 11/13/02 (1)
    - haha. nt pinkie1984@attbi.com (virgo) 00:55:00 11/13/02 (0)
- is that an insult? nt DerekDiggler 23:27:55 11/12/02 (0)

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: : I need your help really bad. I was driving through McDonalds, and I ordered my food, and I gave them my money, and they told me to park near the window and wait. I was a little creeped out by that, but I did. I had a nasty hankering for a Big Mac. Then this guy, in a McDonalds uniform comes out with some weird bag, and he knocks on my window. I rolled it down, and he started talking and shoving the bag in my face. I didn't know what to do, so I panicked, grabbed my gun, and shot him. He fell to the ground, but I don't think he would have died, except I drove over his body when peeling out of the McDonalds parking lot. : I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

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