Posted by skeeballpete at inktomi2-pop.server.ntl.com on November 14, 2002 at 04:39:52:
In Reply to: Re: Cash-back....... posted by limey on November 14, 2002 at 04:34:05:
: "How to play F.U.B.A.R."
: "The 44 ways to torture a Steven Segal video."
: "DD's recipe for bathtub vodka"
: "Flange's Hall of Geriatric Beauty"
good ideas, well out there......
: and the killer poll....
: "What ever happened to White Dog Shit??"
Taken from Bizzare mag...
Why is that you never seem to see white dog shit any more? And what caused it in the first place?
Tomo
Neil Downe:
Well I think the real question here should be, what ever happened to the poodle? Because it is common knowledge that they are responsible for white dog-poo. However, the demise of the Poodle has to be put down to ‘Look how hard I am, I’ve got a great big dog’ syndrome.
The Cooper Temple Clause:
You don’t see Noel Edmonds on TV any more either. There is a theory that the parallel between the two isn’t coincidental. Rumour has is that for the past six years Mr Edmonds has been using his considerable talents to make sure dogs don’t shit white by adding some elements of his personality to the traditional Pedigree Chum recipe. Surveys show that since the introduction of Noel’s special ingredient white dog shit is down by 88 per cent. Noel says he’s very happy with this remarkable achievement.