Posted by discogranny at host-65-81-216-52.hsv.bellsouth.net on November 11, 2002 at 18:59:45:
In Reply to: Bzzz bzzz posted by MichelleInMichigan on November 11, 2002 at 18:31:48:
I met my exgirlfriend on the street
She dumped me hard just last week
She says she's found the "perfect" guy
Then she proceeded to tell me why:
He never stays out late to drink
I keep him home beneath the sink
And when I need a little love
All it takes is a little shove
It goes buzz,buzz
Just because,'cause
What he does, does
He takes the place of you
My baby's love is really deep
He won't roll over and fall asleep
I keep him up till the crack of dawn
I flip the switch and turn him on
It goes buzz, buzz
Just because,cause
What he does, does
He take the place of you
That 12-inch latex power toy
Day or night, he brings me joy
He's every single woman's dream
I plug him in and he makes me scream
He goes buzz,buzz
Just because,'cause
What he does,does
Is take the place of you
Each night he fills me up with fun
He never quits before I'm done
If he shorts out in the sack
I'm guaranteed my money back
He goes buzz,buzz
Just because,'cause
What he does,does
Is take the place of you
BUZZ,BUZZ,BBUZZ,BUZZ
dg