Posted by limey at 212.187.154.100 on November 12, 2002 at 08:53:01:
Firstly, as a newbie, I must say I'm impressed.
No. Not by my own ability to type one handed whilst looking at pictures of your mum, but by this site, instant fan.
Now down to the brass tacks.
I am English, and live, not surprisingly, in England. In the south, not that I expect that to make much difference, but I am looking for people to make a film with. In England, unlike USA, trying to generate support for making an independent film (that has nothing to do with gangsters or silly costumes) is like having your nuts shaved with a rusty fork and covered in aftershave (yeah. really!).
So I am at a loss. I have written something which I think is quite funny (although I am sad and lonely). My friends think it is funny (not my loneliness, the script.) and thats it, can't go any further. Any ideas? Any help? (At this point I will take the psycological help. It may be needed.)
Anyone in England want to make a low budget pic? Anyone? I am prepared to pimp my mother to raise the cash (Plus, she could do with the action, I think her virginlty is growing back.)
Thanks. Appreciate any advice.
Barri the Limey