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: : : Ok so as I sit here wishing there was a support group for the strange infatuation I have for Smith and his personal life. : There is. Go to a hospital, say you are a stalker, and you'd like to speak with someone who specializes in that sort of nonsense. : : I have come up with somthing interesting. : I really doubt that. : : Here in the small town in which I live there are others with the same "sickness" that I have about Smith. : That is scary. You are not alone? Take note, other readers... That "small town" business was said like either an alien or a Frenchie. Do not trust this one. : : We have decided to do a ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW thing with CLERKS!!!! : Jesus Christ. Are you all THAT bored? I'm just happy that after the first person screws the dead guy, it will be banned in all states. : : This will work!! : No it won't. Instead of the fuckers focusing on boycotting funerals for transexual teens who were murdered, they should focus on your operation instead. It would be better for us all. : : I mean hell, this would be the way that the "others" could show their true appreciation for their favorite character. : No, it would be a daily "Beat the fuck out of me" sign on your back. And people will, with good reason. Just ask LoveLee. Mutter "Hey guys! I'm dressed as Dante today!" once, around anyone with half a brain, and you'll see first-hand. : : You know one of the most fabulous things about Smilth's style is that he uses "friends" for his movies. : Yes, I remember. Ross loves Chandler, yet Chandler is in love with Rachel, who is a lesbian (and casually fucks Monica). Yes, Chasing Emily WAS amazing. Word. Props to you and your mother. Dawg. : : I know that some of you out there disagree : Hopefully a couple thousand everyone. : :but I will bet you that everyone that has been on his films will regard hima as a friend. : That was very awkward. You are child-like. Are you old enough to be watching his films? : : This type of style lets us inside and makes us feel like part of the film, almost like we actually know Kev himself. : No it doesn't. What you said was so far from what it would really be like. : : I would have to say that I am Dante Hicks through and through, be it good or bad. Now if only I can deliver my lines like Brian did... : Why not act different so people can say "Hey, that worm really skirms, daddy-o."? : : Well I have shared my sick obsession with you and hope that maybe I have sparked somthing in the other sick askewers out there. : Let us hope such things are never mentioned again. : : I think it would be cool to find out later that theaters open with clerks and everyone joins in and sings BESERKER dressed as one of their favorite characters. : It's called Vulgarthon... : : Good luck and I will let you know how well it went!!! : Count them chickens! : : P.S. The only niche will be that anyone participating in the even *MUST* bring their purchased copy of CLERKS. This will be more for legal reasons and hell might even spark up some more sales for CLERKS. : What are you, a marketing Nazi? Fill out an application for Disney. Be godless for a living.

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