Posted by bengal at 65.204.118.58 on November 18, 2002 at 12:54:50:
In Reply to: The Pack haven't played anyone... posted by Sweet Zombie Jesus on November 17, 2002 at 23:26:05:
Q: What do you call 47 guys sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A: The Chicago Bears!
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. How do the Chicago Bears count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the Chicago Bears & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bear out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts!
Q. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado?
A. To Soldier Field - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Chicago Bear with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. Why doesn't Joliet have a professional football team?
A. Because then Chicago would want one.
Q. Why was Dick Jauron upset when the Bears playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Chicago Bears and a dollarbill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q. How many Bears does it take to win a Superbowl?
A.it's been way too long, who remembers?
Q. What do the Bears and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. How can you tell when the Chicago Bears are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.