Posted by MoobyGoldenCalf at 133-194-35-64.dialup.mcttelecom.com on November 19, 2002 at 22:09:52:
In Reply to: Santa Clause Vs. the Speak n' Spell posted by Snip, the magic carpet rider! on November 19, 2002 at 21:58:05:
: Santa: Oh! Ho! Ho! Ho! I remember you!
: Speak & Spell: You've probably seen me in E.T. It was a very popular film.
: Santa: Oh I know. You wouldn't believe how many times my sled has been mistaken for a UFO.
: Speak & Spell: Riiight. Anyway, on to my presents.
: Santa: Of course! What would you like?
: Speak & Spell: Some batteries.
: Santa: Shouldn't be a problem. Anything else?
: Speak & Spell: Can you introduce me to the Dude, you're gettin' a Dell kid? I need a new spokesperson.
: Santa: I don't know... he's been on my naughty list for quite a while. He has this thing with putting tacks in his teacher's chair. Fruitcake whacked Hermey in the head, 51% to 49%.
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