Posted by cynicalderek at host-216-78-81-133.bgk.bellsouth.net on November 15, 2002 at 01:01:38:
In Reply to: If you got into porn "acting" posted by shermerbluntconnection on November 15, 2002 at 00:52:44:
: What would your performing name be?
: Im going with Alan Thick
To get your porn name, you take the name of a pet that you've had as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as your last name. For instance, I had a huge fucking cat that i named Bagera (from the Jungle Book), but we called him "Baggy." so my porn name is "Baggy Bentley." Sounds pretty fuckin porno to me.
Well, there ya go. now all the kids can make up fake pet names to make themselves sound good. have a ball y'all...literally. later yo.
Derek