Posted by limey at 212.187.154.100 on November 28, 2002 at 08:30:29:
If Jesus came up to you in the street, and said "Hello. I'm JESUS, do you want an extra limb?"
Well obviously you'd say yes. But what kind of limb would you have, and where?
I would go for a secong tongue, just above my knackers.
Why?
So he next time my dogs sits in front of me and starts licking his funbags in that kind of "I can do this anytime I wont, jealous are ya?" way
I can say "not at all, observe, I don't even have to hunch down, now who's the daddy?"
Well?