Posted by Burt_McDaniels at cache-dl09.proxy.aol.com on November 26, 2002 at 01:10:10:
Hi, I'm new to the boards and would like to get my first message out on the boards. I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith, which is nothing new considering if you're on these boards, then you have to be a fan or Kevin Smith (poor bastard). Kevin's films greatly influenced me over the course of my late teens and now that I'm in the world, making my way, I've decided to become a writer. My posting name is that of one my characters, so over the next few years, watch for some cheesy independent film at an independent film retailer near you for a movie called "Fan Boys". After watching and saying,"God what a Kevin Smith rip-off." come back to these boards and blast the flick for all it's worth. Also,don't forget to find my address and come kick my ass. That is all. Good luck and good woodchuck.
P.S.- I'd also like to get anything(piece of paper, photo, or used toilet paper) signed by Kevin,that,well you know, doesn't cost over $0. Any info on how to get this, please tell me.