Posted by Matty U at twmba_dun70.hypermax.net.au on November 30, 2002 at 01:07:05:
In Reply to: Ben's an Ass-Man, just look at Mallrats *NT* posted by BChrist on November 30, 2002 at 00:57:37:
: : Can you please grab the "radar on Jennifer Lopez's ass" blinders off of Ben's eyes? Can anyone else not see that he should NOT marry this cockroach?
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: : Sure she is sexy, and I am a chick....so there is NO hating there. But, damn, she has the talent of a paper towel, and the personality of wallpaper.
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: : Ben is what I like to call a "walking female orgasm" meaning, all I have to do is LOOK at him and......well, you can take it from there.
: : Are you REALLY going to let this spawn of satan do this to Ben? You KNOW that she is FULL OF SHIT....Marriage means nothing to her. Are you going to let her chew him up, spit him out, and turn him gay when she dumps him for the next sucker?
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: : WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM , BEN?. Can't you just take a fucking percacet and forget her? Not only will you feel better in the morning, but your BANK ACCOUNT will not suffer any longer.
: : I mean if all you are looking for is a big assed Puerto Rican, come to Chicago...I have plenty I can introduce you to.
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: : Ugh.....Anyhow.
: : In closing...."Hell hath no fury like Jennifer Lopez when she can't get married at least once a year."
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: : Save yourself, ben.
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: : Kisses,
: : Ash