Posted by limey at 212.187.154.100 on November 26, 2002 at 09:10:40:
Yes thats right!
I've just had my second shit of the day. Nice.
And I'm not talking sloppy joes, I mean two GOOD shites, that have completely cleaned me out.
This morning I had a unusually good shit, and I had been bathing in the reflected glory all morning, when, low and behold, another rumbling started.
I made my way to the bathroom, expecting the usual aftershock tiddler, and bugger me backwards if another massive blind bob didn't emerge!
Imagine my surpise!
I am now extremely satisfied with myself!
One more and I shall declare this a second birthday.
Public holiday.
Small children will be dancing in the streets, rejoicing in another ShitThrice Day off school!!
Yours in expectation.
B t L