Posted by rcpweiner at adsl-65-42-242-10.dsl.lgnnmi.ameritech.net on November 26, 2002 at 20:46:25:
In Reply to: I hope this isnt a trend posted by Runshouse21 on November 26, 2002 at 20:40:58:
EXT. ETHIOPIA - MORNING
Thousands of starving kids surround CINDY CAMPBELL, that gorgeous star from the first two 'Scary Movie' films. The kids try to get her to give them food, but Cindy is broke. The thousands of them leave her, looking for someone else to bed to. Cindy, seeing their starvation and horrible living conditions, breaks down and cries. She is sobbing into her hands, all by herself in this land. A LONE CHILD sees Cindy crying and slowly walks up to her. Hesitantly, the child gives Cindy a hug, which only makes her cry more. Cindy grabs the child tightly and sobs more.
CINDY
Why God? Why?
SLOW ZOOM OUT of Cindy screaming at the horrors of Ethiopia starvation.
Wackiness ensues.