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Posted by limey at 212.187.154.100 on November 27, 2002 at 11:02:11:

In Reply to: a very special holiday Q&A with SexyJ.... posted by SexyJ on November 27, 2002 at 09:47:27:

: its that time again when the snow falls and you hear jingle bells being played on sleigh bells out of nowhere (kinda like the woodpecker cartoons)!!
: so on that note....get your bib on, grab your forks and knives and dig into this special edition of Q&A with SexyJ. and the best part....its not fattening!!

: ********************

: 1. what is the one dish that a family member brings that he/she thinks is so good but everyone hates?

My grandad makes goulash from old carpets, we keep telling him we don't want it, but he goes on about the war, so we humor him, damn carpets!

: 2. what is your favorite holiday memory as a child?

Sneeking downstairs and spying on Santa, kissing my mum by the tree.

: 3. what is your worst holiday memory as a child?

After 5 bottles of mulled wine Santa and my mum did some VERY stange things with leather reins and an antler!

: 4. ever hear of a tur-duck-en (chicken inside a duck inside a turkey)?

Saw that on Animal Farm. Nice. The duck enjoyed it the most I think.

: 5. would you ever eat it?

Definately, nothing goes better with meat, than more meat.

: 6. how has someone (you or a family member) ruined a holiday?

Between them Santa and my grandad have done a pretty good job! An elderly aunt once stayed at ours for the holidays, and promptly died xmas morning, before I'd got to the presents, bitch.

: 7. after eating.....watch football or fall asleep?

Sleep on a football.

: 8. what was your fav gift you got for x-mas/hannikah?

Someone once sent me a cheese that smelt like a dead hooker's love bucket, had me some fun with that daddio.

: 9. worst part of the holidays?

Hangover

: 10. best part of the holidays?

Drinking.

: 11. do you actually LIKE the holidays?

Beer, X rated santa, ducks getting it on, carpets and cheese, what more could you want?

:
: happy turkey day everyone!!! hope its great!! have some apple pie for me!!




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