Posted by Smalls at syr-24-24-14-133.twcny.rr.com on December 04, 2002 at 19:11:29:
In Reply to: Okay... posted by Isis on December 04, 2002 at 19:06:52:
: Where do babies come from?
God.
: Is God a woman?
Yes.
: How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
Three, two if one's an interstate.
: If you're at a hippie festival and you're muddy, and there's no showers, but the chick in the tent next door was giving you the eye when you had that First Day Festival Clean Look, what do you do?
Rub myself with incense a little to freshen up, throw a dash of salt behind my left shoulder to blind The Devil and jump on in.
: Does anyone really love me?
Yes. But some of them don't know it yet.
: What do you want to do with your life?
Get paid a legal living wage to be clever.
: Who let the dogs out?
Jesus.
Mike