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Posted by Smalls at syr-24-24-14-133.twcny.rr.com on December 04, 2002 at 19:24:54:

In Reply to: Questions for Kevin Smith posted by shermerbluntconnection on December 04, 2002 at 19:15:11:

: 1. How does it feel to be the NFL's all-time leading rusher?

About all its gotten me is commericals with ALF. Mike Piazza had the worst season of his CAREER and got commericals with ALF. TOBY "Mr. Bojingoism" FUCKING KEITH got commericals with ALF.

The NFL rushing record and five bucks'll get you a box of Flutie Flakes.

: 2. How is Jerry Jones as an owner? Is he as bad as everyone says he is?

Let me put it this way... HE MADE ME DO FUCKING TELEPHONE COMMERICALS. WITH A MIDGET IN A PUPPET SUIT. And he left HULK HOGAN get the funnier commericals WITH THE MUPPET DWARF to boot. I'm learning the jig and counting down the days to dance on his fucking grave.

: 3. Do you keep in touch with Troy Aikman?

Good ol' Mr. "So Many Concussions I Forget I've Got Too Many Concussions to Come Out of Retirement"? It's sad. It's like trying to have a threeway phone conversation with Ozzy Osbourne and Keith Richards.

And Lord knows how much I hate telephones these days.

: 4. What do you think of Michael Irving's wardrobe?

He looks like Prince puked all over him.

: 5. What does the future hold for the Cowboys?

Long distance savings! Why, for just ninety-nine cents for up to twenty minutes, you can rent a shotgun and put me out of my fucking misery!

Mike



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