Posted by miss d at dial-119-189.dial.indiana.edu on December 04, 2002 at 20:31:50:
In Reply to: Okay... posted by Isis on December 04, 2002 at 19:06:52:
: Where do babies come from?
Me.
: Is God a woman?
Why, yes, I am.
: How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
Depends on the type of road. If it's dirt or gravel he's gonna be walking his ass off.
: If you're at a hippie festival and you're muddy, and there's no showers, but the chick in the tent next door was giving you the eye when you had that First Day Festival Clean Look, what do you do?
Tounge bath anyone?
: Does anyone really love me?
Do you even have to ask? Of course I do.
: What do you want to do with your life?
Besides all the riches I have now? I suppose more riches - of the paper variety - couldn't hurt.
: Who let the dogs out?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!