You must've gotten the "cable version"

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Posted by David St. Hubbins at 216.westvalleycity-01rh15rt-ut.dial-access.att.net on December 08, 2002 at 01:18:46:

In Reply to: What the FUCK is the world coming to? posted by Something-Like-37 on December 08, 2002 at 00:55:24:

: I just got home with my brand new Jenna Jameson REVEALED DVD, ready to get my jerk on right? Well, I pop the disk in and start watching. I realized something's wrong ... it's working but something's not right. I watched for a couple more minutes before I found out what it was. In this Jenna Jameson movie ... THERE'S NO BEAVER SHOTS! What the hell? How do you have a masturbation scene followed by a lesbian orgy, followed by a one-on-one lesbo scene and only show tits? AHHHH!

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: Tyler.

Here in Utah, you can only get "cable versions" of porno films. Most adult film companies that sell via-e-mail won't even take an order from Utahn's (I know, because I tried!)

Cable versions are like the kind of movies you'd see on Showtime late at night (of course I haven't had Showtime for years, but I assume it's still like that). No genitalia (pussy and penis), no cumshots. Kind of misses the point of pornos, don't you think?

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Anyone rented a DirecTV porno yet? IM.Fletcher 13:06:34 12/08/02 (0)
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: : I just got home with my brand new Jenna Jameson REVEALED DVD, ready to get my jerk on right? Well, I pop the disk in and start watching. I realized something's wrong ... it's working but something's not right. I watched for a couple more minutes before I found out what it was. In this Jenna Jameson movie ... THERE'S NO BEAVER SHOTS! What the hell? How do you have a masturbation scene followed by a lesbian orgy, followed by a one-on-one lesbo scene and only show tits? AHHHH! : : : : Tyler. : Here in Utah, you can only get "cable versions" of porno films. Most adult film companies that sell via-e-mail won't even take an order from Utahn's (I know, because I tried!) : Cable versions are like the kind of movies you'd see on Showtime late at night (of course I haven't had Showtime for years, but I assume it's still like that). No genitalia (pussy and penis), no cumshots. Kind of misses the point of pornos, don't you think?

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