Posted by MoobyGoldenCalf at 133-194-35-64.dialup.mcttelecom.com on December 08, 2002 at 15:37:13:
In Reply to: Re: 21 Questions for Smalls! And the Fun NEVER St posted by whynotsmile99 on December 08, 2002 at 15:21:56:
: : Now if Kevin shows up here and is bored, he has to pretend to be Smalls and answer these questions accordingly.
: : 1. If your favorite Guns and Roses song were to be covered by another artist of your choosing, which song would it be and what artist?
: WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY BOB DYLAN
: : 2. What is the geekiest thing you own?
: 2 SIMPONS TALKING BURGER KING WATCHES
: : 3. Are you secretly in love with Brian Lynch?
: NO WAY
: : 4. How's your love life going, other than being secretly in love with Brian Lynch?
: MY HAND IS DOING GREAT, THANKS FOR ASKING
: : 5. You're running for president in 2004. What's your basic platform and who's your running mate?
: BE NICE TO EVERYONE/PAUL TOMAS ANDERSON (NO CLUE WHY)
: : 6. Smitty and Lynch totally fuck up the Scary Movie script and are fired in disgrace. They hire you to fix it. What do you do?
: MAKE SURE THE JOKES KEEP ON COMING. GREAT SPOOF MOVIES LIKE HOT SHOTS AND AIRPLANE KEPT THE JOKES AT A CONSTANT RATE. I HATE THOSE MOVIES THAT HAVE A JOKE EVERY 2 MINUTES. IF ITS A DUMB COMEDY, IT HAS TO HAVE A NEW JOKE AT LEAST EVERY 15 SECONDS.
: : 7. You've been accused of being "too snobbish for porn". Let's clear up these horrible rumors now, the line must be drawn HYAH! What's your favorite piece of pornography (still, video, print, whatever)?
: HAVENT SEEN MUCH ON VIDEO, CEPT FOR THE 2 HARDCORE 70'S PORN I FOUND IN MY PARENTS COLLECTION. IT WAS GOOD, BUT THE GIRLS WERENT THAT HOT. I USE THE INTERNET MOSTLY. I LIKE SUBLIMEDIRECTORY.COM
: : 8. Are you into emo? Don't lie.
: EH SOMEWHAT/SOME BANDS. I HATE DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL
: : 9. If you were a character in a Kevin Smith movie, which character would you be and why?
: JEWY, THE STUPID JEW
: : 10. Would you pose for suggestive Auction Askew photos if asked? HINT HINT, powers that be...don't pass up a money maker like THIS HERE.
: SURE
: : 11. Are you a feminist? Why or why not?
: FEMINISM=NAZISM
: : 12. What's your favorite beer?
: NOT A HUGE BEER FAN, BUT A SAM ADAMS ISNT THAT BAD
: : 13. If Bob Dylan wrote a country song about you, what would its title be?
: THE KID WHO CAME IN HIS HAND
: : 14. If you had to be stuck on a desert island with 10 people (anyone, not just people you know) for the rest of your life, who would those people be?
: PAUL TOMAS ANDERSON
: KEVIN SMITH
: BROOKE BURKE
: CAMERON DIAZ
: ANABAL CHONG WHEN SHE WAS HOT
: JENNA JAMESON
: QUINTIN TARINTINO
: CARMEN ELECTRA
: BOB DYLAN
: JIMMY PAGE (AS LONG AS HE HAD HIS GUITAR)
: AND ZACK FROM RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE SO I HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO WHEN IM NOT ROCKING OUT, FUCKING, OR TALKING ABOUT MOVIES
: : 15. You've been accused of being a "know-it-all" with "abrasive opinions". What's one subject you know nothing about, but would like to learn?
: I KNOW SHIT ABOUT STAR TREK AND THE REST OF THOSE SHITTY SCI FI TV SHOWS. AND I WOULDNT REALLY LIKE TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT EM. I GUESS ID LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT BETTY PAGE
: : 16. What's your most practical skill/talent?
: IM A GOOD WRITER/CREATIVE PERSON
: : 17. What's your least practical skill/talent?
: MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
: : 18. If Courtney Love, Shakira and Pink got into a catfight, who would you root for and why? Yes, you have to pick one.
: SHAKIRA. SHES QUITE HOT
: : 19. Who's your favorite Beatle?
: EITHER HARRISON OR LENNON. OR MCCARTNEY. AH SHIT , I LIKE EM ALL
: : 20. If you were creating a superhero comic with the main character based on yourself, what would your name and powers be?
: THE MASTURBATOR. HE MASTURBATES BAD GUYS TO DEATH
: : 21. What's your favorite website that has nothing to do with ViewAskew, or anyone who posts on this board?
: SUBLIMEDIRECTORY.COM NEWGROUNDS.COM
: : Sock it to me. Or as Nixon would say, "Sock it...to ME?"