Posted by Isis at d-128-217-155.bootp.virginia.edu on December 03, 2002 at 10:20:45:
In Reply to: I have a dream.... posted by HasekX on December 03, 2002 at 06:00:12:
Where I am standing upon a high mountain, pregnant, with tentacles for hands, whilst spread out before me, kneeling, are all the male VA board posters – naked, wearing only a coque-ring, writhing in ecstasy like a pile of snakes, occasionally making out with each other, stopping only to scream “BANKY ISN’T GAY!” and sob uncontrollably like little British schoolboys.
Then they all turn into my mother, I fall off the mountain, and wake up covered in sweat.
What I’m trying to say, son, is that some people would consider a nude layout of regular Internet posters a “nightmare”, not a dream. But to each his own.
: It's a simple dream, a small dream, but a honest dream. I would love to see a Playboy edition of the Women of View Askew! To this end, I hope everyone will do all you can to make this dream of mine become a reality. If all the persons who reads this could please send in an email to Playboy.com suggesting what a good idea it is, I think we could really get their attention.
: If you want to help the cause, please send emails to Photo@Playboy.com and demand (politely) that they do a photo layout of Amy Noble and the other View Askew ladies! Attaching photos of the sexy women of View Askew would be a good idea also if possible.
: If any of the said ladies are interested, go to this url to apply yourselves:
: http://www.playboy.com/help/posing2.html
: Thank you for your time and I know that you will do all that you can to make this poor boy's dream come true out of the kindness of your hearts.