Posted by Leesa at lsanca1-ar19-4-46-067-110.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net on December 08, 2002 at 18:05:29:
If you ever tried to grab a stripper during a couch dance, I have a story for you.
A guy was sitting on my couch for a dance after a lengthy conversation about what I was doing there...graduated from college but pursuing dreams, etc... I suppose it was my fault for expecting SOME level of respect after that. Anyway, it was a 3 for 2 song special, and into the 2nd song, his arms went octopus. As he tried to grab, I did what I usually do and that is grab them by the wrists in a rough, S & M kind of way because I know that they aren't expecting it from little ol' me. I guess because of our previous conversation it was already too late because I was offended. So, holding his wrists above his head, I had THE hardest fake orgasm ever. (I am usually not really one to fake it. I don't really see the point. That will only get a guy to repeat the thing that isn't working.) Well, he jumped up and said "What the hell was that?!" I just put my hand out for the money for the dance and thought, "Yeah, buddy, you better figure that one out!" He was so upset. He actually left the club before even seeing me on stage. AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.....