Posted by palmbomb at ip68-0-183-238.tc.ph.cox.net on December 08, 2002 at 19:36:22:
Another movie along the lines of "The Thin Red Line" where teasers of a hidden plot line are sewn together with obiligatory moments of silence...
There's nothing I like more than to get up off my ass after staring out the apatment window all day... than to pay someone $8 to watch a bunch of actors staring out the window all day at some inflamed nuclear glowing hemroid.
I could have gone to Taco Bell with that $8 and bought some bean burritos (add some of that fire sauce).... then hot damn!! I could have given that entire audience a LOAD of entertainment that they'd never forget. At least it would inspire a reaction out of them. And I'd bet after that $8 ticket to the 4th of July, my ass would have something more interesting to say than that whole boring dialogue I had to endure (hidden fart joke but I can't think of any dick jokes).