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Posted by HasekX at pppoe64-91-121-63.vcr.centurytel.net on December 03, 2002 at 13:57:53:

Last night I made a suggestion on this board that Playboy magazine should do a photo shoot of all the women from the View Askew films, especially Amy Noble. A great idea I thought but got the impression that most of the people who replied to the post didn't realize that there even were women in any Kevin Smith films which gave me the idea for this poll. So which of the following babes do you think is the most talented/beautiful/sexy/funny/smart/whatever?

Voting is to be done as follows: 1 asterisk equals one star,each gets 1 to 4 stars, 4 being the best of course, comments are optional. The asterisks next to their names and the comments are only my own subjective judgements. Feel free to add your own and divide them up into categories if you feel the need..

Renee Humphrey *** Honestly, I can barely remember her but think she's a hot blonde.

Shannen Doherty *** Always liked her, don't care what nobody says ;)

Joey Lauren Addams *** Weird but sexy and then some.

Carmen Llywellyn **** Personal favorite

Linda Fiorentino *** would have been 4 stars but I hear she's a real bitch.

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith **** Once again I must ask how Kevin ever managed to land a babe as hot as she?!

Shannon Elizabeth **** Mmmmmm.....Leather body suit....drool...

Eliza Dushku**** See above

Ali Larter**** See above

Carrie Fisher * I know she's like a grandmother now but deserves the honorary mention for that metal bikini think in Jedi.

Amy Noble **** Other personal favorite.

Salma Hayek **** Did you see her in From Dusk Till Dawn?! OMG!

Janeane Garofalo *** Just too funny and smart to be left out and yes I lust for her body too.

Alanis Morissette ** I don't care what anybody says, she manages to be cute in some of her videos.

PS if the idea of seeing any or all of the above actresses pose for Playboy magazine appeals to you, send an email to Photo@Playboy.com explaining why and attaching some sexy photos of your favorite actresses can't hurt if you've got them. The dream lives on!

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Salma Hayek-nt shermerbluntconnection 14:39:54 12/03/02 (0)
I'm in Jersey Girl....vote for me! Duffless 14:15:38 12/03/02 (42)
- Re: I'm in Jersey Girl....vote for me! HasekX 14:19:12 12/03/02 (41)
  - Oh yes she did.... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 14:30:30 12/03/02 (40)
    - Re: Oh no you didn't... HasekX 14:36:33 12/03/02 (39)
      - its not mean its true..... Duffless 14:37:07 12/03/02 (38)
        
        Say what?! HasekX 14:41:12 12/03/02 (0)
        
        yeah duff likes B-I-G things!!! SexyJ 14:41:11 12/03/02 (36)
        
        I choke on small bones. nt Duffless 14:51:31 12/03/02 (0)
        
        Re: interesting..... HasekX 14:44:44 12/03/02 (34)
        
        actually.... SexyJ 14:50:54 12/03/02 (33)
        
        Re: oh good, more fun!.... HasekX 14:56:06 12/03/02 (32)
        
        wow very 10th grade of you. SexyJ 15:01:12 12/03/02 (31)
        
        Re: have to to better than that. HasekX 15:09:02 12/03/02 (3)
        
        you think you are the Wolfman nt Duffless 15:11:49 12/03/02 (1)
        
        Re: Every man is a wolf baby ;) NT HasekX 15:34:00 12/03/02 (0)
        
        im not. just wanted to fuck with you. SexyJ 15:11:24 12/03/02 (0)
        
        no way, J, this guy seems very cool..... Duffless 15:03:23 12/03/02 (26)
        
        better idea..... SexyJ 15:04:53 12/03/02 (25)
        
        Hold up now.... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:12:29 12/03/02 (3)
        
        this is literally a "fucking" joke........nt Duffless 15:14:02 12/03/02 (2)
        
        This thread has gone on long enough.... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:16:29 12/03/02 (1)
        
        hey i was just trying to be nice.... SexyJ 15:18:48 12/03/02 (0)
        
        I call the Happy Family Brand Anal Intruder Duffless 15:10:57 12/03/02 (20)
        
        Re: and I thought that I was sick.... HasekX 15:17:53 12/03/02 (16)
        
        wait..... SexyJ 15:20:21 12/03/02 (8)
        
        Well you have to draw the line somewhere.....NT HasekX 15:26:03 12/03/02 (7)
        
        like in chalk and around your body Duffless 15:27:10 12/03/02 (6)
        
        Neat idea! How would it go?.... HasekX 15:30:54 12/03/02 (5)
        
        exactly.....except I'm sure I'd hardly notice Duffless 15:32:56 12/03/02 (4)
        
        Re: oh really? HasekX 15:35:49 12/03/02 (3)
        
        see this is the point in the thread where you have Duffless 15:38:49 12/03/02 (2)
        
        Re: No I never quit lol! HasekX 15:42:30 12/03/02 (0)
        
        Hey give the kid some credit... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:40:20 12/03/02 (0)
        
        You need to open your young mind... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:19:42 12/03/02 (6)
        
        I'm not that young, just young at heart :) HasekX 15:24:25 12/03/02 (2)
        
        well see buddy... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:38:15 12/03/02 (1)
        
        Re: well see buddy... HasekX 15:39:39 12/03/02 (0)
        
        not his mind, just his ass needs to be opened and Duffless 15:23:26 12/03/02 (2)
        
        Re: not his mind, just his ass needs to be opened HasekX 15:28:28 12/03/02 (1)
        
        'fags' dont wear strapons........ SexyJ 15:31:11 12/03/02 (0)
        
        and mine..... :) SexyJ 15:12:08 12/03/02 (2)
        
        The truth comes out.... GuinnessGuy(poolboy) 15:15:24 12/03/02 (1)
        
        Duffless, can I be "Hosemonster X"? Duffless 15:24:41 12/03/02 (0)
You seriously need to get laid *NT KSmithee 14:03:50 12/03/02 (5)
- Re: You seriously need to get laid *NT HasekX 14:11:15 12/03/02 (4)
  - How is that an offer? KSmithee 14:18:53 12/03/02 (3)
    - Let me explain it to you. HasekX 14:26:19 12/03/02 (2)
      - Nothing wrong with naked woman KSmithee 15:45:54 12/03/02 (1)
        
        Re: Nothing wrong with naked woman HasekX 17:15:05 12/03/02 (0)
You're a tool. Deltron 14:00:24 12/03/02 (6)
- Oh so original! What kind of a tool? HasekX 14:10:05 12/03/02 (5)
  - But she's hotter than Fiorentino Deltron 22:47:43 12/03/02 (0)
  - Alanis is Canadian. How come she counts? NT Donnacha 14:24:14 12/03/02 (3)
    - Because she is God! HasekX 14:27:26 12/03/02 (2)
      - I DO regret asking... Donnacha 14:29:49 12/03/02 (1)
        
        Re: ? HasekX 14:32:53 12/03/02 (0)

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: Last night I made a suggestion on this board that Playboy magazine should do a photo shoot of all the women from the View Askew films, especially Amy Noble. A great idea I thought but got the impression that most of the people who replied to the post didn't realize that there even were women in any Kevin Smith films which gave me the idea for this poll. So which of the following babes do you think is the most talented/beautiful/sexy/funny/smart/whatever? : Voting is to be done as follows: 1 asterisk equals one star,each gets 1 to 4 stars, 4 being the best of course, comments are optional. The asterisks next to their names and the comments are only my own subjective judgements. Feel free to add your own and divide them up into categories if you feel the need.. : Renee Humphrey *** Honestly, I can barely remember her but think she's a hot blonde. : Shannen Doherty *** Always liked her, don't care what nobody says ;) : Joey Lauren Addams *** Weird but sexy and then some. : Carmen Llywellyn **** Personal favorite : Linda Fiorentino *** would have been 4 stars but I hear she's a real bitch. : Jennifer Schwalbach Smith **** Once again I must ask how Kevin ever managed to land a babe as hot as she?! : Shannon Elizabeth **** Mmmmmm.....Leather body suit....drool... : Eliza Dushku**** See above : Ali Larter**** See above : Carrie Fisher * I know she's like a grandmother now but deserves the honorary mention for that metal bikini think in Jedi. : Amy Noble **** Other personal favorite. : Salma Hayek **** Did you see her in From Dusk Till Dawn?! OMG! : Janeane Garofalo *** Just too funny and smart to be left out and yes I lust for her body too. : Alanis Morissette ** I don't care what anybody says, she manages to be cute in some of her videos. : PS if the idea of seeing any or all of the above actresses pose for Playboy magazine appeals to you, send an email to Photo@Playboy.com explaining why and attaching some sexy photos of your favorite actresses can't hurt if you've got them. The dream lives on!

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