Posted by Isis at 166.61.234.69 on January 02, 2003 at 15:19:52:
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Andee to Lei Everyone
Smalls to Fall in Love With and Possibly Have Brain Eaten by Zombie Axl Rose
Ben Affleck to Date High-Maintainence Women SHOCKER Expose!
Donnacha to Stand Around Lookin' Foxy
Vincent to Maybe See Some Movies in 2003
Brian Lynch to Be Smartass, Wear Coat
Tango to Fall in Love with Girls who Dress as Superheroes
ViewAskew Board to Plumb New Depths of ShortBus-Worthiness
More breaking news as it becomes available.