Posted by whynotsmile99 at 24-205-42-28.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on January 03, 2003 at 00:52:37:
In Reply to: do this posted by whynotsmile99 on January 03, 2003 at 00:51:23:
: : My mother, who has been pretty fucking cool with things I watch and buy, finally got around to sneaking around my room and started watching videos and dvds of mine. She came across my collection of Kevin Smith movies and DVDs (containing the classics, of course, including the Clerks Cartoon dvds and An Evening With Kevin Smith) and began watching them. She has now deemed them inappropriate and has taken them away. Yeah. This really sucks. Oh Kevin Smith, will you not call my mother and tell her that dick and fart jokes can't possibly be THAT bad for a teenage lesbian and that teenage lesbians need role models like Joey Lauren Adams in Chasing Amy? ::Whimpers, crawls away for an unknown reason::
: im 17. i have cool parents who really dont give a shit what im watching, as long as i dont tell em about it. hehe. anyway, what you want to do is piss her off as much as possible. those were your dvds you paid money for. she has no right in doing so. demand them back, or ask for the amount of money you spent on them. 25 bucks for each dvd sounds about right. if she refuses just make her life a living hell. plung up the toilets. THEN shit in it, so the poop rises to the top. she will have to plunge it. im sure she wont like this. you could also just steal her stuff. i recomend wedding rings, or other very expensive jewlery. sell it at a pawn shop, and just keep the money. if she reports it missing to you, be very helpful and pretend to look around for it. that she she wont suspect that you took em. my last idea is really to scare the hell out of her. get a gay porn mag or something else to show your gay. leave it around your mom. when she finds it she will flip. no offense but your mom sounds like a bitch. get those dvds back man! i wish you the best
this was all just a joke. everything barry said is actually the best path to take. but if she still wont give in, the whole gay thing sounds pretty funny