Posted by fightclubchuckie at ac890b7c.ipt.aol.com on January 03, 2003 at 00:55:53:
In Reply to: do this posted by whynotsmile99 on January 03, 2003 at 00:51:23:
This will make your mother freak out and probably go insane. First, buy a lesbian porn mag, then stripe nude and walk out to your living room. Spread out on the floor and finger yourself as you read your porn mag. And when your mom aks you what you're doing, just reply, "You know mom, you look pretty hot," and then moan. But I don't advise you doing it.