Posted by Something-Like-37 at cache-mtc-ag05.proxy.aol.com on January 03, 2003 at 01:07:01:
In Reply to: Mom's suck posted by noonch69 on January 03, 2003 at 00:30:01:
Hit her in the back of the head with a bat - while she's out chloroform the UPS man. Strip them down and put them into bed together. Call your dad and alert him that your mom's in the bed room with the UPS man. He said something about delivering his package to your mom. Your dad will no doubt come home and either kill your mother or get a divorce - either way, they will both be out of the house for a while. While they're gone take your DVDs back.
Either that or just buy new ones.
Tyler.