Posted by grizzly at ac8ddd24.ipt.aol.com on January 11, 2003 at 11:05:19:
In Reply to: hey Kevin what's up man where are you ? posted by Hunter/Renegade on January 11, 2003 at 10:19:15:
: I mean
: man this is his site right
: I just wondered
: he seems like a cool guy
: very down to earth and personable
: and I wrote him a compliment
: now I know the guy is buisy
: but come on man
: I just want a reply
: you can tell me to screw myself if you
: want
: something
: I realize there are alot of moronic posts on here
: and I waited like a week to check back to give some time
now theres one more!
: see part of the reason I decided to be a director
: was because I like his movies
: I think sometimes he loses alot of his audience with all the profanity
: and by no means do I think like Prince
well fuck man...prince was the one that told me to put more cursing in my movies.
: but I mean shit man
: where's the reply
: why have a site if you never talk or e-mail
: your fans
I'm here all the time, just not sure who my fans are, if any!
: I think you are under rated
: and you under rate your talent
Nobody overrates me more than me, i'm a wrestler for christs sake!
: In school I used to get made fun of by the other kids
: and eventually I started joking my way through classes
: and they all stopped giving me so much shit
: but I always stayed true to my friends who were true to me
: before evryone liked me
: because I still remembered when they were assholes
asshole friends are the best!
: I am just saying
: you (Kevin) are just a regular guy
Yes, thank you high fiber cereal.
: who succeeded
: I mean you are real
: not like Tom Cruise
: or these pretty boys
: you are a real guy
: your success gives everyone hope
:
: people want to be great for those fleeting seconds
: and when they are around you and others
: they feel good
: if even for a few seconds
Dont joke about my sex life like that, it happens to all guys eventually!
: you may not see it
: maybe not in your eyes
: but you could be the best
: director ever
: you constantly knock yourself
: and your movies on interviews and such
: but you are so talented
: your movies are shit
: compared to what you can do
: I know you can
: they are hysterically funny and they make my side split
: but you have more talent in you
could this statement be any MORE contradictory?
: I believe it is because you know people
: I am young
: and this makes me or what I have to say seem less valid
No, your empty arguments and pointless ramblings make you seem less valid!
: I am only 19
i wouldve guessed 12.
: with my whole
: like ahead of me
: but I have always known people
: this is what makes people love you
people love monkeys, not me.
: and your films
: because they feel they can relate
yes, cant tell you how many lesbians ive dated over the years!
: what makes all the other Hollywood
: shit out there seem so crappy
Vulgar does!
: is the fact that
: many famous(so called) famous people
: forget who they were before
: or they can't face it
: they were the nerdy kids with glasses
: or the fat kid
: who never got laid
I still am the fat kid who never gets laid!
: or this or that
: and they start acting better
: they forget
: and it's ok to forget who you were to an extent
: live today(today)
: but don't ever be that unhappy asshole actor/director
: who feels they are better
: and I don't think you do
: the point is
: you are one of the few real guys in this business
: and you need to stay that way
ok, but i must warn you, i'm working on a clone.
: you may think I am a nieve , foolish kid
: and I am
: as well as a bad speller and punctuator
: but I will one day succeed
Hell, look at george w, right!
: and my movies (probably after college) will be recognized
: and hopefully we can work on something
yeah, like "hooked on phonics".
: not like the Prince thing
???
: Jersey Girl is a step in the right direction for you
: that's my oppinion
: but who the hell knows man
thank you for your opinion.
: people love dick and fart jokes
no, people love monkeys!
: I am just saying
: good luck
: and please reply
: I am not aking for a free meal
: or a ride
good, cause i'm all out of bus tickets and hungry man dinners.
: I will succeed on my own steam
step into the 21st century, steam power is outdated.
: I just want to be taken seriously
too late
: and maybe responded to
: but stop knocking yourself
: you are a talented man
: but use it to the fullest use your potential
: because you were put here for a reason man
: something you do
: will impact maybe one person
: or maybe millions
FUCK, what have i been doing this whole time?
: but do you want to show them poop and fart movies
: or show them what you are saving
: I want to change the world with my films
: and make them funny and realistic and amazing
Advice, dick and fart jokes are funny, realistic, amazing and will change the world as we know it!
: I have close to 30 movies made in my head
: they aren't like yours
: which is neither good or bad
: they will show what most movies lack
: many movies forget to put life in the background
: the yelling kid
: or the homeless guy begging for change
not everybody lives in the ghetto, diversify man!
: life is missing in film now
: I want to change film
this message is a good start!
: and one day work on something with you
: not like the prince thing
???
: something we both have a passion for
monkeys?
: and I don't mean to sound like I am asking you out
: it's not like that
: I just think you are talented Kevin
: not in a kiss ass way
I actually prefer the kiss ass way.
: but seriously
: screw people if they don't like jersey girl
: even the people that say they will hate it
: are gonna be there
: so screw them man
: make your movies
: and if you love what you are doing
: they will also
yes, screw people!
: you probably won't read this anyways
: but I wrote it
yeah, i mostly just skimmed through this.
: so I said it
: later man
: and take care
thank you, looking forward to your monkey-less dick-and-fart joke free ghetto movie's!
Kevin