Posted by Paulie Balz at a79.goes.com on January 17, 2003 at 10:43:35:
Being as though my real name is Paul Balz, I can't help but feel some wierd connection to your films and thoughts. Jay likes to use my name alot and I love it. My favorite is "DARTH BALZ, BONG". Jay may think he is "DARTH BALZ", but I think he wouldn't mind if I use it. I don't know if you realize how tough it is growing up with this name, but i will give 5 minutes to enjoy it and that's it. I think I heard them all but if you or Jay think you got one I havn't heard, bring it. P.S. This is not a joke and that is my real name. But just when you thought my name is bad. My mother's is so much worse. She's 100 percent Italian and her real name is Carmel, but everyone calls her Candy. That poor lady. I'm sure you can do the math with the Candy and the Caramel and the special ingrediant "BALZ". ENJOY,Paulie Balz