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: This is what I get from the swoon.com analysis. : school=money luck : friend=happy social times : bar=interest myself in community activities : drinking cold beer=achievement through knowledge : sex=realization of an unworthy ambition : uncle=money matters : gun=injustice : clothes=money luck : waterslide=waterfall=sudden increase in wealth : prize=success in current endeavors : pool=poolboy, no wait, social gaiety : It all sounds pretty good, except the poolboy part kind of scares me. : : School : : A dream of being in school suggests that your reluctance to break old associations is retarding your progress; to dream of leaving school or of seeing a school from the outside predicts a sudden stroke of money luck, but don't go wild; it will be transitory. : : : : Friends : : Any demonstration of true friendship in a dream is a straightforward prediction of happy social times with good companions. Dreaming of distant friends is generally a forerunner of unexpected news, good or sad depending on whether or not they were in trouble in your dream. : : Bar : : You will be tempted to stoop to some questionable actions if you dreamed of tending a bar. If you were drinking or merely observing the activity in a bar, it is a suggestion to interest yourself in community affairs. : : Drink : : The significance depends on what the drink is and its condition. Water which is cloudy, dirty, warm, or hot predicts loss of money and/or status due to unfortunate circumstances; but a drink of clear cool or cold water is a very fortunate omen for anyone but particularly for students or those in academic life, as for such it augurs honor and achievement through knowledge. To drink milk is also a happy omen of coming success. Fizzy soft drinks such as Coca-Cola, etc. signify exciting happenings ahead, and any very sweet, syrupy drink predicts a passionate love affair. : : Sex : : For a woman, a dream of changing her sex predicts an unexpected honor or success in the family; but for a man to dream of having a sex change portends a necessity to make an embarrassing explanation regarding his sexual inadequacy. Sexual teasing in a dream indicates the realization of an unworthy ambition. : : : : Relatives : : Freedom from worry is forecast in a dream concerning cousins; aunts and uncles signify money matters; and other relatives (apart from immediate family) are an omen of help when needed. Of course the dream action must be correlated to get an accurate interpretation. : : : : Guns : : Whether you saw it, heard it, or used it, any type of gun featured in your dream forecasts an injustice, either to you or to someone in your close circle, which you will have to fight hard to overcome. To dream of loading a gun is a strong caution against giving way to temper. A dream of gunpowder indicates a sudden change of occupation for a man; for a woman, it means an unexpected change of residence. : : Defend : : If your dream involved shielding or defending someone else, you can be sure your trust is well placed. If you defended yourself or someone else defended you, you should avoid forcing any important issues for the time being, as someone you count on for support could suddenly fail you. : : Clothes : : The portent of a dream concerning clothes varies greatly with the details. It is a dream of contrary with respect to quantity, as the more clothes you had in your dream the more urgent is the warning to prepare for difficulties ahead. However, if you were only partly dressed, or stark naked, money luck is on the way. On the other hand, the act of putting on clothes in a dream signifies success ahead, whereas undressing is a forecast of reverses. Shabby or soiled clothes are a warning against business dealings with, or through, friends. Tight, uncomfortable, or back-to-front clothes suggest a need to protect your reputation by cooling down your sexual activities. : : Water : : The meaning, of course, depends on the details and the action, but as a general guide, clear calm water is a favorable omen, while rough or murky water signifies difficulties. A dream of drinking cold water is a sign of good luck, but throwing or spilling it on anyone indicates a need to control your temper. Hot water (unless it is appropriate to the action) portends a season of social and/or business setbacks, but running water predicts lasting happiness. A waterfall in your dream forecasts a happy rise in status and/or an imminent increase in material wealth. Gently flowing water promises contentment and peace of mind. : : : : Prize : : To dream of receiving a prize suggests that you will be successful in your current endeavors; a dream of giving a prize indicates an increase in material wealth, possibly through an inheritance. : : Pool : : A swimming pool is a symbol of social gaiety, unless it was empty, dirty, or in poor condition, in which case it is a warning against gambling or speculation. A garden pool is a happy omen for love affairs. To dream of playing pool suggests that you would benefit from cultivating new interests and new companions. : : : : : I don't even believe it, and I know it's true. : : : Two nights ago, I dreamt that I went to this "function" (felt like a high school reunion or something) w/my best friend. We went into this "drinking establishment" and sat at the bar and were having a drink. There was no one else there, until . . . all of a sudden, there was this guy sitting right beside me at the bar. It was, (hold your breath) none other than Hollywood's Brian Lynch. (Actually, it was a composite of Brian Lynch and this guy at work I have a huge crush on, but this guy at the bar had really really short hair.) Anyway, my friend left to go to the bathroom, and this guy, we'll call him Biv, and I start having sex. (It was incredible, if you're wondering.) Then, someone comes in another door. I look up, and it's my friend's scruffy uncle, and he's got a gun. He starts shooting and shoots someone else who is now sitting at the bar. (Where did they come from? I don't know.) Biv and I have some kind of protective shield around us because we are having sex. I wasn't even afraid of getting shot at that moment - just shocked. Then the shooter disappears, Biv disappears, and my friend comes back. I tell her what's going on (I am now somehow wearing a bathing suit under summer clothes), and she decides she needs to change out of her summer clothes into a black shirt and dress pants before we run for our lives. We head out the back door where we find a water park. We are going on all the different color water slides to escape the shooter and I start collecting these toys that I'm getting as prizes for watersliding well. I finally figure out how to get onto the blue water slide (best prizes and assured safety) and tell my friend how to do it. We end up in this great pool at the bottom with all these toys floating around. I woke up w/the best feeling. I didn't even know I still liked toys that much. : : : Anyway, this is also the first time I have dreamt about the VA family (unless you count Ben Affleck, and those dreams are not really VA related). Wasn't there a poster (person who posts) on here a while back who was analyzing a few dreams? They seemed to have a talent for it, wish I could remember who that was. Anyone else remember? Is anyone still reading this? If so, what do you think? : : : : Last night. I dreamed he and his girlfriend and her baby niece were leading me around Vulgarthon, except Vulgarthon had become a giant obstacle course with chutes and ladders and shit and Lynch was DJ'ing the music, right? Wearing a red white and blue sweat-headband. And he kept playing the song from the end of "Legend" and it was pissing everyone off. : : : : But the best part is, Brian took his coat off and turned into an entirely different person -- a 5'5 brunette with glasses, wearing plaid shirts tucked into khakis. Then he put the coat back on and became himself again. : : : : WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN? : : : : This is the first dream I've had about any of the VA family and I'm finding it very disturbing.

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