Isis is a Goddess is a VA Board Goddess *NT*

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: : 1. I have been posting here far too long. It's sad. : : 2. Sweet GODDESS, I was a pretentious humorless bitch a year or two ago. I was mean to EVERYONE. I can't even believe the things that have come off of my keyboard. Sheesh. They were hard personal times, but really. Was it at least some entertaining controversy? I hope. : : And it made me realize how long I've been arguing/making up/making babies with some of the old posters. : : I'm so sorry. That goes for everyone. : : Let's renew our love. I'm gonna do some shout-outs to people who don't even hardly post here anymore and won't be able to make fun of me. : : Tango -- No, YOU'RE the biggest cunt in the world. Are you really having an existential crisis? Call me, girlfriend. I wanna know. : : Darth Dobbin -- "I am the evil Lord of the Sith, and I shall destroy them with my magnifying glass, er, raygun, Mommy!". Bless you for having provided a more sane forum than this, Big Daddy of the Old Skool. : : Violent Bob -- you freak me out. But you are the most obsessed & dedicated long-time poster and credit is due. You're kind of crazy but I kind of like that. : : Sean -- I've always respected your opinions, you're a smart cookie and I hope all your projects pan out well. And somewhere along the way you became a feminist, which I find...interesting? Cool? : : OU1313/Nancy -- where are you? We have plots to plan. And fuck, I hate you. But we are totally lesbians together. : : Miss D -- knows how to partay. But what the hell is Toads doing in the room? *shrug* : : Rugmuncher -- Britney may have been sullied, but I shall always be your born-again virgin. : : Glen -- you know too much and you must be eliminated. You're like my instant baby brudder (just add swill-flavored vodka). We be the Candy Necklace crew and everyone wanna lick our necks. : : Rev. Jonny Fabulous -- Okay, I guess you figured out that in America people think using the word "fabulous" makes fratboys think you're homosexual. But I'm not digging the Belushi thing. He's a bad role model. You're my pet Irishman and you must do as I say. And you would so rather do Kevin Smith than Monica Lewinsky and you know it. P.S. Vulgar the Bear likes you better than Glen. : : Johnboy -- my arch-nemesis, the yin to my yang. How's my namesake doing? FUCK YOU, SHE IS TOO MY NAMESAKE. Your mother votes Democratic. : : Choo Choo Andee -- you smell like old socks and Heineken and I hate you. Beware my magic wand and super piggy-back attack. The war is never over. : : Replay Randy -- you're stupid, but we're second cousins, and I have to support you. Please don't wank on my carpet anymore when you're watching "The Golden Girls". I can't Shout that out. : : B. Buster -- what happened to you? Are you laying low like Axl? We're totally waiting for the comeback album, dude. : : Smalls -- there's nothing I can even say about you, man. We've been at each other's throats and in each other's hearts and I love you, and I'm totally not even saying that just because I'm rolling balls on three hits of E. I would never steal your girlfriend but do you think she would mind if I hugged her and rubbed her back right now? Does anyone have a lolly? You're so beautiful. I hope you love L.A. and don't spend all your time digging in Kevin's trashcans. : : Greg -- my favorite comic/sci-fi geek in all the world. I still don't know what the hell "THX1138" is. You've continued to be the sweetest, kindest dude ever, and I'm sure your world will start kicking ass once you rid yourself of the past-life Vlad-karma. : : I'm missing tons of people, I'm sure -- so adversaries and friends, cheers to you for the fun and the games, not to mention all the hot sex. You're all the shit. Which fertilizes the gardens of my soul. Um. Yeah. : : And to all the newbies and others that come and go, enjoy yourselves, and never forget that, though there may be quarrels, we must all agree that Kevin IS Sexual Chocolate. : : (FUCK I'm bored if you can't tell. But I still mean all this. To the extreme.)

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