Posted by Barry, Suave MF at 24-148-32-101.na.21stcentury.net on January 18, 2003 at 16:54:18:
My car was parked at a meter spot. I was outside w/the trunk open unloading groceries. I was actually taking bags from the trunk & putting them into my other hand. Plus, there was still tons of groceries left.
Then some old lady drives up & with her window down asks if I was leaving.
First of all, there are no groceries stores in the vicinity. But still, why would you think someone was leaving when they're UNLOADING their car?
So I says to her "No I ain't f-in' leaving bitch!" & pull her out of her car & start giving her noogies. As she lay there dazed, I strap a brick onto her accelerator pedal & put it in drive. Her van drove off while we watched & smashed into a schoolbus full of children. That bus & van - upon collision - exploded. F-in' cool.
Okay...I made up that last part.