Posted by Replay Randy at 209.208.191.157 on January 16, 2003 at 11:42:28:
PUT A WAY THE SILENT BOB PUT AWAY THE JAY
I DON'T WANT A DATE WITH SILENT SLOB NO NO NO NO WAY
I DON'T WANT A DATE WITH SLOBBY JAY NO NO NO NO WAY
I WANT A DATE WITH AMY NOBLE THAT I CAN BID FOR ON EJAY (AUCTIONS ASKEW DOESN'T RHYME
I LIKE CAKE AND SOMETIMES CANDY IS COOL
I THINK PEOPLE WHO ARE COOL THEY SHOULD STAY IN SCHOOL
I THINK THIS ASKEW BOARD IS FULLED WITH A BANCH OF MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKERS
MY FAVORITE CANDY THAT I LIKE ARE CHERRY OR ORANGE SUCKERS
AMY NOBLE YOU ARE SO SWEET LIKE THE CANDY I MENTIONED ABOVE
ME AND YOU ARE A TEAM, WE FIT JUST LIKE A GLOVE
I LIKE CLERKS AND MALLRATS AND EVEN CHASING AMY THAT LESBIAN FLICK
BUT THE ONLY AMY THAT I'M CHASIN' THINKS IM SOME INTERNET PRICK
JAY AND SILENT STRIKE BACK IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES I PAUSE YOUR EVERY FRAME
MY NAME IS REPLAY RANDY, AND CAN I GET A DATE? YOUR LOVE DRIVES ME INSAME