Posted by David St. Hubbins at 75.westvalleycity-02rh15rt-ut.dial-access.att.net on January 23, 2003 at 00:53:20:
In Reply to: poll time posted by jdrubin on January 22, 2003 at 23:04:46:
: 1. who do you think will be the first "red" to die. and the last? - Who cares?
: 2. favorite cover song. - Clapton's version of Marley's "I Shot The Sherrif" is one of the few covers that sounds as good as the original. But, also Earth, Wind & Fire's cover of The Beatles' "Got To Get You Into My Life" is totally hot!
: 3. fav version of all along the watchtower. dylan or hendrix. (HENDRIX, BABY HENDRIX!) - Yep. Dylan is a hell of a brilliant influence on popular music, but Hendrix' musicianship is out of this fucking world. Hendrix!
: 4.planned parenthood or taking away women's rights? - Easy there, Spanky. These two things are not exactly "opposites". Me, personally, I don't agree with abortion, but I can't see where I or anybody else should have the right to force somebody else to do what I'd like.
: 5.favorite kind of m&ms? - any kind, so long as they have chocolate in them.
: 6.favorite kind of dog - My family has always had a thing for dachsunds. They're really god damned cute and funny.
: 7. favorite animal - coincidentally, dogs.
: 8.botox or liposuction---
: worse to get? - botox injections seem beyond insane to me.
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: 9. best porn website? - I'm not a porn web site expert, but of the few I've enjoyed, Private Gold seems to have the highest quality pictures, in terms of resolution, and their pics, although not extremely "hardcore", are dirty enough for my taste.
: 10.favorite hottie you will never get to bang. not in a million trillion years - there are a plethora of hotties I'll never get to bang in a million years, but off the top of my head, I'll say Heather Graham.
: 11.tom cruise or tom hanks - Hanks. Because Hanks can still be funny, and Cruise can't.
: 12. vin or malcolm. who will win? - again, who the fuck cares?
: anaolgies
: kevin smith : cock jokes
: as tony danza :________ - what?
: roger eber : candy
: as jenna jameson :_____________ - what?
: pauly shore : jason mewes
: as marijuana:_________ - are you speaking english? I have no idea what you want, bean brain!
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: umm thats it
: oh wait.
: whats one special skill you can do and in 73 words or less, explain to me why i should save the whales - Jesus, dude. Your poll started out somewhat interesting, then it turned into the "Diary Of A Retard".