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Posted by Duffless at hide101.suffolk.edu on January 23, 2003 at 14:51:57:

In Reply to: Happy birthday! posted by Kimberlieo on January 23, 2003 at 14:47:17:

on earth who likes that song....I can sing it in Russian (badly)

e show ras e e show ras,

Its on the sound track to Alexander Nevsky...........whoohooo



: Sung to the first refrain of "The Volga Boatmen," composed by Ilya Yefimovich Repin (1844-1930)

: THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Doom and gloom and dark despair
: People dying everywhere!
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: May the candles on your cake
: Burn like cities in your wake.
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
: Your children plot to murder you
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Burn the castle and storm the keep
: Kill the women, but save the sheep
: For your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Birthdays come but once a year
: Marking time as Death draws near
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Now you've aged another year
: Now you know that Death is near
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Now that you're the age you are
: Your demise cannot be far
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Black Death has just struck your town
: You yourself feel quite run-down
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Burn, then rape by firelight
: Add _romance_ to life tonight
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Indigestion's what you get
: From the enemies you 'et
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: We love children, yes we do
: Baked or broiled or in a stew
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: May your deeds with sword and axe
: Equal those with sheep and yaks
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: This one lesson you must learn
: First you pillage, then you burn
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: While you eat your birthday stew
: We will loot the town for you,
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: We brought linen, white as cloud
: The women sit and sew your shroud
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: Just be glad the friends you've got
: Haven't found out you-know-what
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: I'm a leper, can't you see
: Have a birthday kiss from me
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: It's your birthday never fear
: You'll be dead this time next year
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: So far Death you have bypassed
: Don't look back, he's gaining fast
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: You must marry very soon
: Baby's due by next full moon
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)

:
: It's your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
: When you've reached this age you know
: That the mind is first to go
: On your Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)





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