Posted by TrentReno at 65.204.12.66 on January 20, 2003 at 13:24:54:
In Reply to: Something like posted by Runshouse21 on January 20, 2003 at 13:17:48:
Okay I'll try this again. This time I'll use these so called "words" because last time I guess I didn't.
*ahem*
Umm, Mr. Lynch. Your script, which featured an oral gas contest as well as a twenty minute scene with a canine making love to a pillow, did not meet my standards of a decent screenplay. Furthermore...
...A GOD DAMN IT, IT SUCKED! LIKE 85% OF THE OTHER "SCREENPLAYS" FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE. JESUS CHRIST, SYD FIELD PUBLISHES A BOOK AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE'S AN EXPERT!!!
Sorry, I tried.
Oops. Next audition in a few minutes.