Re: stupid questions

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Posted by steve butabi at p499.as1.limerick1.eircom.net on January 20, 2003 at 17:43:35:

In Reply to: stupid questions posted by Phallen on January 20, 2003 at 17:29:43:

: Here's a few stupid questions to pass the time

: 1) French or Welsh?
WELSH,the french are ignorant bastards,the welsh would drink the cross off an ass.
: 2) Spoon or Spork?
SPOON,the dont allow pointy objects in here.
: 3) Marmite or peanut butter?
MARMITE,its great for putting skid marks on the underwear in department stores (try it and watch peoples faces)
: 4) Kirk or Picard?
KIRK.for the ladies and PICARD for not resorting to a toupee like kirk.
: 5) Buffy or Angel?
ANGEL,the court says i have to stay 200 yards away from buffy.
: 6) Crunchy or smooth?
SMOOTh.
: 7) nuts or crisps/chips?
CRISPS,for eating NUTS,for scratching.

thanks phil,mind those sacks of beans.

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: : Here's a few stupid questions to pass the time : : 1) French or Welsh? : WELSH,the french are ignorant bastards,the welsh would drink the cross off an ass. : : 2) Spoon or Spork? : SPOON,the dont allow pointy objects in here. : : 3) Marmite or peanut butter? : MARMITE,its great for putting skid marks on the underwear in department stores (try it and watch peoples faces) : : 4) Kirk or Picard? : KIRK.for the ladies and PICARD for not resorting to a toupee like kirk. : : 5) Buffy or Angel? : ANGEL,the court says i have to stay 200 yards away from buffy. : : 6) Crunchy or smooth? : SMOOTh. : : 7) nuts or crisps/chips? : CRISPS,for eating NUTS,for scratching. : : thanks phil,mind those sacks of beans.

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