Posted by Qaz at cpe00e029116fea-cm000039cab85f.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com on January 27, 2003 at 21:42:29:
You know the drill, name the movie the quote is from. No cheating
1. Quit pulling my dick Veronica
2. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
3. My friends are all Swatch-dogs and Diet Coke-heads
4. I've seen a lot of sexually perverse photographs involving tennis rackets.
5. People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society!"
6. *gasp* Corn Nuts! *dies
7. Bulimia's so '87!
8. This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.
9. This isn't just a spoke in my menstrual cycle.
10. If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host.
11. My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.
12. Whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life.
13. Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast or something?
14. My son's a homosexual, and I love him! I love my dead gay son!