Posted by red beard at 249.birmingham04rh16rt.al.dial-access.att.net on January 24, 2003 at 05:45:17:
You know...tonight I learned how to make asking any girl out a win
win situation. I approached this girl, fuckin gorgeous right, and I knew
she had to have a boyfried (or girlfriend...?), so i anticipated the
typical response of I have a boyfriend. So anyway, talked to her for
awhile, and let me say, beauty is only skin deep b/c she was really
crass which is awesome b/c it's such a strange thing to see a pretty
lady make up her own combination of cuss words...so she says I
have a boyfriend when I ask for her number, now every previous time
this has happened, i was like well nice to meet you, but this time i
was like ohh yeah, i figured that, i just wanted to hang out sometime
and she gave me hers and asked for mine...this is the beginning of a
beautiful relationship...ohh fock