Posted by mata fucking hari at pool-141-153-172-3.mad.east.verizon.net on January 24, 2003 at 14:47:42:
...nineteen years ago in Guayaquil, Ecuador, a beautiful young woman named Gina Carrillo gave birth through c-section to an 8 1/2 pound boy whom she and her husband Washington went on to name Oswaldo Fernando Carrillo.
That was just my attempt to tell you all that it's my birthday in a bit of a mock-heroic style.
I just hopin that some of you(perhaps even the reds) might send me some nice birthday wishes and I hope that I get everything I wished for this year.
(though I haven't received my truckload of asian prostitutes so I'm quite disappointed) j/k