Posted by enigmaramous at host-216-78-58-220.ath.bellsouth.net on January 26, 2003 at 00:56:50:
In Reply to: Easy. posted by Smalls on January 25, 2003 at 23:36:16:
individual. She is both kin to green beans, AND peanuts.
pretty fuckin cool, I think. The Legume, I believe, is not
disimilar in it's class to the platypus in it's own.
I have personaly found, that if one were blindfolded and
starved for 72 hours, with only one small sip of water
every...........say.........8hours, I will just about
bet you any amount of slave labor you could fantasize,
that you couldnt tell the difference between some boiled
peanuts, and a good heapin helpin o' green beans!
check it out, a little history:
in this little Mayberry of a town I live in(hey you fuck,
Waylon Jennings wrote a song about it, THE VOICE OF WINNIE
THE POOH, Mr. Sterling Holloway(and also featured VERY
nicely in the Jungle Book, as the snake, Sher Kahn)and the
1970's cult film "The Great Polk County Pot Plane" happened
out in the area where the moonshine still drips with blue
flame in spoons and father and son shoot each other from
around each side of the trailer while having a little
father and son bonding over a good ol' crack rock.
Folks, these fuckin morons cut the damn limbs out of the
trees that line both sides of main street right before
christmas, and STILL put lights around the trunks.
Well, about 15 years ago, this guy that used to drive
20 miles to the nearest city with a mall and masterbate
in the parking lot looking at women, bought the historic
theatre, COMPLETE WITH BALCONY and ONE BIG ASS HUGE SCREEN
and sold it out. He tore out the blacony, split it in two
and went dual feature. So I am in the ATL this weekend so
I can see The Lord of The Rings at a theatre that AT LEAST
has full Lucas sound and shit. And the FIRST FUCKIN THING
IM DOING WITH ANY MONEY from my work, will be to buy the
theatre, turn it into my office, screen my movies, kevins
movies, ANY MOVIES I FUCKIN WELL PLEASE. I will restore
it to its former GLORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(you should see the front. I'll put a pic up on my site
when I remember. Its REALLY HISTORIC LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherman burned down the other half of MAIN street(wjere the
headshop is)when he took atlanta. THEN, I will build a
mutiplex cinema, and give these folks a PROPER place to
see a HOT NEW FLICK!!!!!!! And I also want to run these
fuclin real estate tycoons around here(bastards had us
raided SEVERAL times, thinkin they would find something,
n 'shit)into the ground with a few key "checkers like"
TAO movements, and judo their asses to the fuckin streets.
Oh yeah, people disapear around here, so i'll have to be
careful. ITS ALL BY THE GUN around here. well, thats a
huge exageration, but it's like that in this one
part of town, way out that has it's own little zip
code, and you can buy beer(or ANYTHING else) on SUNDAYS!
why, just the other day, a fellow ....I'll let that one
die down before I go to tellin it.
REPLAY? ROSEBUD? RERUN? RUNSHOUSE? REDWOOD? REMARKABLE!