Posted by afaurote at ip-66-170-41-168.adamswells.com on January 26, 2003 at 00:59:05:
In Reply to: OT, My friend's House posted by MTW on January 26, 2003 at 00:06:45:
: This is one of the most fucked up erperiences of my life. I was sitting at my friends computer surfing the board when I absentmindedly picked up a miniture baseball bat, which I was then informed was used as a sex toy by my friend and his girlfriend. After returning to the room after washing my hands, I then found him exposing himself to me. In retaliation I spanked his ass as hard as I could once with an open hand. He then exposed himself once again in an erect state. I then hit him with a broomstick so that he wouldn't do that again. He is watching me as I type this, I fear the evil glint in his eye. Summed up, Jesus Christ!!
Mainly 'cause he is watching you type it. That's odd. But I believe you.
Especially the part about the bat. I have a friend that has done that. Then another friend unwittingly licked it before finding out why the rest of us were afraid of it. That was really gross.