Apples and oranges


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Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at 194.66.216.144 on January 29, 2003 at 11:25:00:

In Reply to: Okie doke! posted by MichelleInMichigan on January 29, 2003 at 11:12:16:

Why do people always say you can't compare apples and oranges? It's easy? Apples make that annoying crunch noise when you bite them, they taste of crap (esp. the red ones) and apparently caused the downfall of humanity.
Oranges are only nicve in clemintine form. Normal sized ones are crap, sharp, bitter and too bloody large. Surely everyone recognises strawberries as the king pimp of fruits?
: : Hope you got some enjoyment out of this. Top 'O the mornin to ya.

: : 1. To "whats up?" you reply: "not much, how's it goin?"

: : 2. If you could posess President Bush's body during the Address, what would you say: "Monica, why haven't you returned my calls!!?!?"

: : 3. Movie sequel you'd most like to see: I'm not usually fond of sequels. Maybe to Shrek or Monsters Inc.?

: : 4. Buggs Bunny or Daffy Duck: Daffy!

: : 5. Jay Leno or David Letterman: Leno... he delivers his jokes in a funnier way.

: : 6. Brodie or Banky: It's like comparing apples and oranges. Banky if I HAD to decide.

: :
: : Hope you got some enjoyment out of this. Top 'O the mornin to ya.
: and top 'o the mornin to you as well.




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