Posted by Altmann at 12-234-136-119.client.attbi.com on January 30, 2003 at 11:37:37:
Hey churlish. I just wanted to say to you:
Thank you, and Fuck you.
1st, because, you bring a purpose to the board that it hasn't had. When you post, people flock to the board and post like never before. Your inept (yet calculated) ramblings which injure your own credibility and increase others, allows those less fortunate of the posters to slander and bash and partake in a flaming revelry that is quite fun.
2nd, your annoying posts become an off topic discussion in and of themselves. So much so that now the seemingly omnipotent Lurkergirl is forced to include your ever increasing stupid posts in her column, thus infecting yet another part of the internet-askewniverse with your pointless banter.
I can't tell whether to like you or hate you. But at different times, it's both.