Posted by Baboo21 at ip68-0-45-178.hr.hr.cox.net on February 05, 2003 at 22:38:30:
O.K. I love all the kevin smith movies and I am sure that is status quo around here. I also fone that I have a reasonable sense of humor and I work in family owned (my fam that is) video store with an extensive porn room, aka "THE BOOM BOOM ROOM" Any way I had this awesome idea for a movie scene, so tell me if you all think it would be good for a View Askew flick, so here it is.
Sometime suring the day, a middle age man comes into the store to return a movie. THis guy is wearing a neck brace and seems a bit stiff. He turs to the clerk, who is about five feet away, and goes to hand him the pink box. THe box drops to the floor and imagining the camera work and delay between the characters, the gent proceeds to say that it slipped and wonders if the clerk can pick it up. Now, being in the business, one should know a clerk does not want to touch the pink boxes as is and this guy just said "it slipped" He proceeds to say that he can't bend down to get it becuse he almost broke his neck stretching, this can easily be played as an illusion to the dude in clerks who broke his neck in a feeble attempt to blow himself. Once again the clerk looks dumfounded at the box and then at the guy and.... so on and so forth. All sorts of things can happen here but we get the point.
I find that working at what might be the video store in the area with the most porn, lends itself to a great deal of stories that would put much of the porn industry to shame. Aside from that we are located in Portsmouth, aka "P-Town" USe your imagination.
WEll, I am realist and am not a movie write at all, so if the idea sucks, then I can live with that.