Posted by symboticfailure at 12-232-2-129.client.attbi.com on February 06, 2003 at 11:21:57:
In Reply to: ~~Questionaire for the Gents~~ posted by TrentReno on February 06, 2003 at 10:33:53:
: 1. Whose relationship resume would you rather have? Justin Timberlake or Carson Daily?
JFK's minus the hole in the head.
: 2. Have you ever done something incredibly stupid that screwed up a decent relationship? Care to share?
Yeah, slept with your sister, now your mom is pissed!
: 3. What is the first thing you've ever won on Ebay?
I can win on EBay?! Woo Hoo!!! Where do I sign up? Is Bob Barker going to be there...
: 4. If a hot girl you didn't know went up to you in a bar and said, "Don't say a word...let's just go into the back room and fuck," what would you do?
Depends...is it Amy Noble doing the asking? Yes, yes I know, she's married, okay...well, I would say 'word', smack her in the ass, do a shot of Tequila, and pimp her out in the back room while I smoked. Hell, who am I kidding, I'd be puzzled if she said that and probably say, 'me'?
: 5. What's the first thing you like/need to do after sex?
Like to do? ROll over and jamb my thumb up my ass. Need to do? Roll over and withdraw my thumb from my ass.
: 6. What popular show on television right now do you think is an incredibly stupid piece of crap?
I'll take 'everything currently scheduled now' for $400, Alex.
: 7. Name a movie from 2002 that really stood out to you in a great way and why.
Star Trek Nemesis...because it proved my theory of whipping the dead horse; sometimes it does make work for you even though that horse, which is every new f**kin Star Trek movie, should be shit canned before it is released and the writers all lined and stoned.
Fascinating.
: 8. Three Stooges: "Hours of laughter" of "Ridiculous childish crap?"
What?
: 9. What's the thing you hate about women most in general?
Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag naggety nag.
: 10. If you had to date a non-red board member, who would it be and why?
I don't know... Martha Stweart?