Re: Poll of the damned...


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Posted by NJStatuteSection2A170/51 at cache-rk05.proxy.aol.com on February 26, 2003 at 23:02:56:

In Reply to: Poll of the damned... posted by KidRooter on February 26, 2003 at 22:30:29:

: 1) For Heterosexuals if there were a person of the same sex, For homosexuals if this person were of the opposite sex and made entirley of your favorite type of candy, this person can walk talk and feel but once again is made of your favorite type of candy. Would you give the candy person oral sex in front of your friends?

what??? i dont date candy

: Sorry Bi-sexuals I have no poll for you. You have a greedy lifestyle. Pick a side and stop fishing in both ponds.

: 2)You come home to introduce your parents to your new spouse/lifemate. Your parents home has only one bedroom . As you arrive you catch your parents having sex in the bed, though your parents don't know that you have caught them. After a nice dinner, and a long evening of conversation your parents offer you the room that just hours before they had been makin' with the beast with two backs in. You notice that none of the bedding had been changed. What do you do?

i sniff the sheets while i masturbate


: 3) Once again change the genders to fit your lifestyle.
: Would you rather have rough prison sex with a large person of the same sex or opposite sex for the gay folk that is pretty painful but only lasts 2 minutes and you never have to see that person again.

2 minutes man


: Or would you rather have the sex that is relatively painless but lasts for hours and there is cuddling involved, intimate conversation, a sleep over and you are paid a sizable amount of money (let's say 500 G's) for it. There is a catch. You have to see this person at least a hour a day everyday for the rest of your life. You don't have to have sex with them but the one time.

sure, id love to


: 4) The only print of your favorite director's next film has been held hostage. You have read an early copy of the script and it seems as if it will be the best film of your director's career. The only way the film can be saved is if you would allow yourself to be filmed having sex with the farm animal of your choice. This Tape will then be played on every tv station and cable channle once an hour for the next year.

no, i like my animal sex private

: Does the movie ever see the light of day?
: if yes, which animal did you choose?

no

: 5) Am I going to hell for this poll?

no




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