Posted by vilification at wv-stalbs-ubr-a-066-190-143-243.charterwv.net on February 27, 2003 at 11:59:52:
In Reply to: another poll...but just a little one! posted by crazyjane on February 27, 2003 at 11:24:30:
: What is your best joke? (and if no-one ever laughs when you tell it, its ok as long as YOU find it funny!)
i posted this a couple of boards ago, but thats ok....
what is the difference between a whore and a dealer............the whore wipes off her crack and sells it again
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: What do you sing when you're in the shower?
you're the only people i'd admit this too
moulin rouge, showtunes, tenacious d,.......
well, usually whatever stupid pop 40 hit is on my shower radio at the time.....
this morning was that "he was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy, he wasn't good enough for her" and "running through my head...all the things you said"
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: If you were about to have your last meal on Earth, what would it be?(inc. dessert of course!)
shrimp cocktail (vodka martini)
small salad w/ tomatoes and good blue cheese dressing (vodka martini, #2)
steak, medium rare, mashed potatoes w/ gravy, corn, pickled beets (shut up, i love them) (a variation on the vodka martini, maybe with blue caraco, or some other ridiculous thing, in a fishbowl bigger than my head)
hot brownie sundae with good vanilla with the specks icecream and lots of hot fudge, nuts, whipped cream for a mile, and a bunch of cherries
(a bottle of my favorite desert wine from the little vineyard on martha's vineyard)
: Thats it.