Posted by LRonHubbert at 12-252-57-63.client.attbi.com on February 28, 2003 at 00:50:07:
In Reply to: Response to L.RonHubbert calling me a bitch... posted by JCatherine on February 28, 2003 at 00:30:08:
(you said)I shouldn't really give this motherfucker the satisfaction of a response; I should just let it go...
You're right. And the fact you replied means I OWN YOU.
(you said) but fuck it
Because you have no willpower.
(you said) I think it's painfully obvious that you are just a talentless hack
Actually, you have no idea who I really am. I was the co-writer for a movie called 28 Days later which played at Sundance this winter (not the movie with Sandra Bullock but the kick ass zombie film soon to hit US shores this year). I worked with Danny Boyle on film that got a standing ovation and is being hailed as the best horror flick since Dawn of the Dead. What have you done?
(you said) who because even if you put all your time and efforts into being creative you couldn't even come anywhere close to creating something along the lines of Daredevil or Dogma or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...
Again, go to Fox Search Light Webpage and look up my flick. And in the meanwhile what have you done other than whine on a stupid chatroom
(you said) And as a result of your inability to be original you feel the need to compensate by calling everything that's remotely original and creative a piece of shit and saying that it's awful.
And that's how I got to where I am. If it wasn't for me making fun of Danny Boyle's reliance on fast paced cliche British editing style at an IFC he never would've asked me for my business card. The bottom line: oversea's,people are respected for disagreeing with others. In the US, people pussy out because they are corporate sellouts. Simon is in, Paula is out. Get with the program.
(you said )You do nothing but badmouth the works of Kevin Smith (save for Chasing Amy), however you're doing so on his message board, you must be a fan if you even found this place,
Actually, I'm doing a documentary on bad movie making and this site, filled with nerd fundamentalists who are addicted to bad movies, are the perfect candidants for WHY bad movies continue to get made and do well.
Don't be surprised if this post ends up in the documentary.
(you said) so why the facade of being negative towards those pictures when the truth of the matter is you were most likely there on opening day for both of them, and have seen both of them many times since.
Actually, truth be said I saw the film downloaded off the net because I refuse to pay 10 bucks to see a bad flick. YOu'd be smart do the same lest you like being bent over by corporate Hollywood.
(you said) You're arguments are filled with holes that do nothing but prove that you have no fucking clue what you are talking about.
Funny, the holes must be the one your logic slipped through considering you've yet to respond to a single one of them.
(you said) You are a follower with no fucking talent what so ever and you can't fucking deal with it so via your deep insecurities you lash out at anything that is good, because you are not.
Yeah, you're right. Seeing that fag Daredevil leap in his leather s&m outfit into the air awoke the hidden homosexual in me. You're right. Fags like Daredevil are cool. Tomorrow I promise to buy some KY.
(you said) You are a hack. You have no talent. And that fact you are twenty seven proves that your existence is meaningless because you have nothing better to do with your life then to bitch and moan about stupid shit on a message board.
No, I'm a loser and I have no talent because my last screenplay only brought in 100,000 when my agent told me I could have brought in a cool 2 mil had I agreed to points off the back end. Last time I ask my brother for advice about business deals...
(you said) In closing you are not worth my time, respond if you like but I won't read it becasue what you say is of no value and I believe that you know it.
In fact, I'm so not worth your time that you chose to write a thousand page essay about why I suck. Yet, the fact of the matter is YOU WILL read this and just because you didn't tell anyone doesn't matter since deep down inside you know as well as I do that, in the end, you just couldn't resist the temptation to.
(you said) You need to shut your fucking mouth and go back to your parent's basement and whack off to your poster of Seven of Nine.
Actually, lately I've been jerking off to that scene in the movie "The Lover" starring bombshell Jane March. Wo mama. When she rides that Vietnamese guy, watch out! Now that's quality porn. Actually, I met her once at a party at Cannes. Nice gal. Married at the time though. Oh well.
(you said) Signed, The Bitch.
Hey, these are your words... not mine.