Posted by Sheila_C at user-2ivfkbo.dialup.mindspring.com on February 28, 2003 at 03:11:53:
In Reply to: WAGE WAR AGAINST BAD CINEMA: Why I hate Kevin posted by LRonHubbert on February 28, 2003 at 02:42:14:
What i do care about is this: on this website I'm the ONLY ONE with enough guts to criticize Kevin Smith. You guys are too busy sucking his dick to realize that you WORSHIP a human being. This is like that creepy scene in Conan when James Earl Jones is about to burn the, like, eight million follows who blindly worship him. Is that what you want to do with your lives? Worship Kevin Smith? You don't even know him? ANd the fact that he takes advantage of you and lets an impovished public worship a celebrity (ie. him) who obviously needs to stop surfing the net and therapy is what is wrong here. Celebrity worship = human worship = cults of personality (ie. Mao, Jim Jones, Club 54, you name it!) And until he gives this addiction up, his movies will continue to tank at the box office and the masses will continue to pay their hard earned money for movies they know deep down inside suck!
Oh my god, I have now seen the light. I will now take down all my Kevin Smith posters, action figures, and altar. I will take down my photographs that I took of Kevin and his family with my special camera with the scope lens. I will throw away my night vision goggles. I will stop sleeping with a lock of Kevin's hair. I will stop slow dancing, hugging my "Kevin pillow", to U2's "With or Without You" every night. And last, but not least, I will burn off the tattoo that says "Property of Kevin Smith" on my right butt cheek.
Thanks, man.
- Sheila